I agree you can't make this stuff up.

However, I think my favorite part of the story was this paragraph. [Yet Clark Kent Ervin, the former inspector general of the U.S. Homeland Security Department, called the Slovak test "crazy." ] A Superman family's wannabe used to work in Homeland Security.

This just confirmed my belief that the terrorists have won already.

Who needs terrorists when we have airport security officials?

If anyone tried to make this up, they'd be hooted off the stage, yet here it is.

Read it and weep.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34724851/ns/world_news-europe//