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Wrong Corey
Brat packer in the news again this week.Must be a shock to those dead pool ghouls. Somehow i always thought Feldman would be the first to go for the same reason.Or better yet the lightweight talent Keifer who started them on this downward spiral of recreational drug use. Lost Boys was okay and seems to have been a curse when you link the title to the lives of the male players.I think i liked Feldman better since his characters were less whiny and more upbeat and fun loving.License to Drive and Stand by Me are 2 of my all time favorites.Lest we forget License introduced us to Heather Graham and her 2 delightful girls,I can't imagine Boogie Nights without that threesome. Anyhow it's sad since the stars give up so easily these days and all we have to replace them are losers like jersey shore and american idol,might as well just generate them by computer imaging since it's all special effects and lip synching anyhow.We were so lucky to have Steve McQueen and John Wayne.John Ford used to belittle Wayne as a lightweight hack,imagine what he would think of todays talent.

Demi Moore 47 myass
This mornings paper had the oscar outfit pics and all the snidely comments from the types who are more upset that they can't cross-dress at these events. Anyhow one of the nansy pansies opined that 47 YO Demi Moore was looking her best ever.Revisionist history bugs me as much as outright lies. I mean this years also had a tribute to John Hughes with all the brat packers there.Anyone can see especially with the men that they are near and across the borderline to the second half of the century.Even Jon Cryer who played 13 to her mid 20s Lounge singer in No Small Affair. Well age shaving is a fact of life with the famous so i put that out of my mind as just one of those things. I just couldn't get over the best look ever line.I think every guy knows when she had her best ever look. I'm talking about the ingenue in About Last Night,what guy wasn't creaming his jeans watching her romp naked with Rob Lowe in that flick(Elizabeth Perkins was at her near best when you compare her 80s and 90s roles).But Demi was perfect then with those pert breasts and perfect ass.Her husky voice made you think she was a deep throat champion and dream about 69 bliss.I can't think of anyone else my age so perfect. So how did she get younger?Is she trying to deduct some of those years wasted on Pervy Bruce Willis or childlike Kelso. I know i was crushed when she got those those ridiculous basketball sized implants to keep the attention of porn star chasing bruce.Every dress looked like a baby carrier after that. Guess i mourn the destruction of natural perfection.I did get the chance to enjoy a pair that naturally perfect once as they belong to our favorite Alena.I'm going to be thinking about 3 pairs todays. I also adore the adult Molly and wouldn't hesitate having seen some of her adult work.Make that 4 since Annie Potts always stirred my short curlies.Adult Andie and Iola in a 3 threesome-Duckie eat your heart out.

Cornhole Indiana
When you have worked with many former steelworkers you get to hear a lot of inside jokes about the place.They always laughed at the commercials for Holiday Park which had a Heckle and Jecklesque Crow stating there was more in Indiana than just corn.A state of stark contrast from urban ghetto north like Gary to rural Deliverance country in the south.Hence more than just Cornholers in Indiana. While the rednecks in Tennessee and Kentucky claim the birthplace of the KKK In De Klana was the only state they were able to upsurp control of the entire state government at the start of the 1900s. That tradition of telling others what is acceptable was probably behind Marilyn Qualye of Indiana and Tipper Gore of Tennesee Founding the Parents Music Resource Center to tell us what we could watch,hear and play.that advisory sticker makes kids desire crap even more. Nah ,we had great fun working with these guys and making fun of their ridiculous daily commute but understood trying to hold on to what you had spent your life working for. Once you get beyond the twisted political demagogs the people of any state are good and decent.Remember the efforts of John Cougar for the regular folk in the FarmAid days while the grafters stood by and said these things happen.Maybe if we had listened more closely to Blood on the Scarecrow the financial mess wouldn't have happened.If the crooked bankers had only been stopped at stealing farms before the behaviour had been ingrained as standard operating procedure.Folks didn't connect losing a farm in the 80s with losing their house in this decade.

It's Deja Qualye all over again.
Does anyone even remember Bush Sr.s vice president.Until he came along the biggest political gaffe quotes stood at Fords "there is no soviet domination of eastern europe",Reagans "i have just signed legislation outlawing russia,bombing will commence immediately" and tricky dicks "i am not a crook" which made Rich Little famous. I'll give him some credit since he went home to a wife whose face would make a train take a dirt road and probably scare the shit out of Medusa.Steve Dahl described her as the inspiration for Skelator. Anyhow Danny Quayle started with an address to the organization of american states saying how happy he was to be visting Latin America and the experience made him regret not studying Latin while in school. Guess we should have seen that coming back in the debates after Qualye been using his youth but not lack of experience to call himself the next JFK only to get a scorching rebuttal from Lloyd Bentsen who stated"I knew Jack Kennedy and you sir are no Jack Kennedy". If he's remembered for anything it was his all out assault on Candice Bergen and her show Murphy Brown. He and his PMRC founder wife railed on the show as an assault on family values and glamourising deviant lifestyles.I guess he never saw 3s company or Soap on ABC a decade earlier.They pretty much cut off his availability to the media after he got a public bitchslap from Candy and the polls showed she had a better grip on reality and public opinion. You think they would learn but today the big news item is a rabid redhead foaming at the mouth on facebook about her employers cartoon Family Guy.Don't know wht she thinks she should be exempt as this show leaves no stone or barrelbottom untouched in search of low brow humor.Everyone and everything has been mocked by that show.I don't watch it myself but no one with kids can avoid seeing it or it's influence. I saw the poll last week where 71% of those polled felt she didn't the mental competance to be president.She gives Rush a pass on retard and now attacks a rogue cartoon and writer for not playing by her rules even when everyone knows he has no sacred cows. Her Elitist self is her own worst enemy and that's a good thing. The Quayles retreated quietly back to Cornhole Indiana when they realized that and other than labels on CDs ,Games and Dvdshavn't annoyed the public since.

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