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Demi Moore 47 myass
This mornings paper had the oscar outfit pics and all the snidely comments from the types who are more upset that they can't cross-dress at these events. Anyhow one of the nansy pansies opined that 47 YO Demi Moore was looking her best ever.Revisionist history bugs me as much as outright lies. I mean this years also had a tribute to John Hughes with all the brat packers there.Anyone can see especially with the men that they are near and across the borderline to the second half of the century.Even Jon Cryer who played 13 to her mid 20s Lounge singer in No Small Affair. Well age shaving is a fact of life with the famous so i put that out of my mind as just one of those things. I just couldn't get over the best look ever line.I think every guy knows when she had her best ever look. I'm talking about the ingenue in About Last Night,what guy wasn't creaming his jeans watching her romp naked with Rob Lowe in that flick(Elizabeth Perkins was at her near best when you compare her 80s and 90s roles).But Demi was perfect then with those pert breasts and perfect ass.Her husky voice made you think she was a deep throat champion and dream about 69 bliss.I can't think of anyone else my age so perfect. So how did she get younger?Is she trying to deduct some of those years wasted on Pervy Bruce Willis or childlike Kelso. I know i was crushed when she got those those ridiculous basketball sized implants to keep the attention of porn star chasing bruce.Every dress looked like a baby carrier after that. Guess i mourn the destruction of natural perfection.I did get the chance to enjoy a pair that naturally perfect once as they belong to our favorite Alena.I'm going to be thinking about 3 pairs todays. I also adore the adult Molly and wouldn't hesitate having seen some of her adult work.Make that 4 since Annie Potts always stirred my short curlies.Adult Andie and Iola in a 3 threesome-Duckie eat your heart out.
Cornhole Indiana
When you have worked with many former steelworkers you get to hear a lot of inside jokes about the place.They always laughed at the commercials for Holiday Park which had a Heckle and Jecklesque Crow stating there was more in Indiana than just corn.A state of stark contrast from urban ghetto north like Gary to rural Deliverance country in the south.Hence more than just Cornholers in Indiana. While the rednecks in Tennessee and Kentucky claim the birthplace of the KKK In De Klana was the only state they were able to upsurp control of the entire state government at the start of the 1900s. That tradition of telling others what is acceptable was probably behind Marilyn Qualye of Indiana and Tipper Gore of Tennesee Founding the Parents Music Resource Center to tell us what we could watch,hear and play.that advisory sticker makes kids desire crap even more. Nah ,we had great fun working with these guys and making fun of their ridiculous daily commute but understood trying to hold on to what you had spent your life working for. Once you get beyond the twisted political demagogs the people of any state are good and decent.Remember the efforts of John Cougar for the regular folk in the FarmAid days while the grafters stood by and said these things happen.Maybe if we had listened more closely to Blood on the Scarecrow the financial mess wouldn't have happened.If the crooked bankers had only been stopped at stealing farms before the behaviour had been ingrained as standard operating procedure.Folks didn't connect losing a farm in the 80s with losing their house in this decade.
It's Deja Qualye all over again.
Does anyone even remember Bush Sr.s vice president.Until he came along the biggest political gaffe quotes stood at Fords "there is no soviet domination of eastern europe",Reagans "i have just signed legislation outlawing russia,bombing will commence immediately" and tricky dicks "i am not a crook" which made Rich Little famous. I'll give him some credit since he went home to a wife whose face would make a train take a dirt road and probably scare the shit out of Medusa.Steve Dahl described her as the inspiration for Skelator. Anyhow Danny Quayle started with an address to the organization of american states saying how happy he was to be visting Latin America and the experience made him regret not studying Latin while in school. Guess we should have seen that coming back in the debates after Qualye been using his youth but not lack of experience to call himself the next JFK only to get a scorching rebuttal from Lloyd Bentsen who stated"I knew Jack Kennedy and you sir are no Jack Kennedy". If he's remembered for anything it was his all out assault on Candice Bergen and her show Murphy Brown. He and his PMRC founder wife railed on the show as an assault on family values and glamourising deviant lifestyles.I guess he never saw 3s company or Soap on ABC a decade earlier.They pretty much cut off his availability to the media after he got a public bitchslap from Candy and the polls showed she had a better grip on reality and public opinion. You think they would learn but today the big news item is a rabid redhead foaming at the mouth on facebook about her employers cartoon Family Guy.Don't know wht she thinks she should be exempt as this show leaves no stone or barrelbottom untouched in search of low brow humor.Everyone and everything has been mocked by that show.I don't watch it myself but no one with kids can avoid seeing it or it's influence. I saw the poll last week where 71% of those polled felt she didn't the mental competance to be president.She gives Rush a pass on retard and now attacks a rogue cartoon and writer for not playing by her rules even when everyone knows he has no sacred cows. Her Elitist self is her own worst enemy and that's a good thing. The Quayles retreated quietly back to Cornhole Indiana when they realized that and other than labels on CDs ,Games and Dvdshavn't annoyed the public since.
Palin Fox and the Peg Bundy hair syndrome
Today in the 2 pandering papers of chicagoland there was the photo of Sarah P Loon wearing the hair stolen from Peg Bundy.The P certainly fits since the comical characture joined the Fox network as a political commentator.She fits in well with Sideshow Bob,family guy and american dad.Wonder if she's heard the rumors of Peter Griffin being in the don't ask don't tell closet.If you were to dub in the voice and words of Peg Bundy nee Wanker i doubt anyone would notice other than it would be less scripted and more coherent. The faction claiming to head the TPs that held the first convention said they have booked her for 2 more events at 100,000 per.They did have to plit her from the main event since mnay balked at the 560 ticket price. At more than 300 to hear her speak i can only think the listeners got the fleecing they deserved.Along with that they proved many sayings of PT Barnum and HL Mencken along with Franklins "a fool and his money are soon parted" Sarah says she will contribute the money to a good cause meaning herself if you go by past history. This lady makes Jessica Simpson look like a MENSA member. Just as her self appointed successor Ak Governor attempts to legitimize her past ethics slips by making the conduct legal for governors family members in Alaska she gets caught in another shady act. Caught in the construction of 2 McMansions on hidden wilderness tracts she claims it's the responsibility of the Borough and the assessor to catch construction and changes of land use and tax status.Her mouthpiece says she's not responsible for reporting these things.Probably feels it would be up to the IRS to discover any money she would make selling them to lobbyists also. She is not the original outsider she thinks she is.The TP convention should have gotten George Ryan or the late Spiro Agnew since they pulled off this act before and were more believable doing it. To take her snarky harpy words "how's that Tricky Dicky stuff working out for ya?" It's still 2 years before the 2012 fan starts spinning,imagine how much shit they will find to toss at it before then. If equal time was to come back i'd bet Rupert Murdock would be demanding the return of his bribes paid for expedited citizenship status granted in the 80s when he bought FOX.
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