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The man rules....
The Man Rules We always hear 'the rules' from the female side .. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday is for Sports! It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and Void after 7 Days. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one 1. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, PLEASE say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched.. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... REALLY! 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or motor sports. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
All alone..
 So recently I have found that my lifestyle choice has started to take its toll on me. I am divorced now for a few years and have sworn off relationships for good. That is how I became a hobbyist. It has introduced me to some amazing people that I adore, but has left me a very lonely person. I work 10 to 12 hours a day at my own business and have recently turned my hobby of cooking into a future career change. Some of you know that I had been going to school to be a chef. I also have finally done a tattoo on my back that I have wanted for a long time(picture below). I think my midlife crisis is here and I don't know how to embrace it. I will figure it out soon, I hope.
First Blog.................
Well here we go. I thought about what to say in my first blog and decided on the topic of pictures. Most of us hobbyists won't go see a new provider unless we have seen a picture of her. The women hardly ever get a chance to know what we look like they just open that door not knowing what to expect. My hats off to you ladies. To those of you I know, I am sorry it took so long to start this. To those of you I don't know, there may be some crazy things said on this blog later on.
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