Tax time pencil sharpner
It's snowing here and I wish I were back in my home country
A woman without a man
The power of punctuation
A professor wrote on the board, "A woman without her man is nothing" and asked students to punctuate the sentence.
The guys wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."
The girls wrote: "A woman: Without her, man is nothing."
Ode to Daphne
To many she gave her body and soul,
Now she needs to heal and become whole.
She is lucky that a hobbyist fan
will be her tender and loving man
Now that she'll be away a million miles
We'll remember her million dollar smiles
As the sands of time sift
We will remember Daphne was a great gift
And someday Daphne if in a shopping mall we meet
We will surely not each other greet
But look into our eyes
They'll be saying thank you not good byes